5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
Basically… this is my life’s soundtrack since high school. aaaaaand the memories come rushing back.
RICK SANTORUM IS DROPPING OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE!!!
Our porno is safe for another day!
One down…
FIND HIM IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE.
TUCK HIM IN.
Hands down, greatest meme for 2012. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
The best thing to come out of the Cooper River Bridge Run 2012.
you guys… find him in bed with your wife, tuck him in..
HAHAHHAAHA #charleston
WHO IS THIS?! Sooo funny!
These are the perfect vows. Who needs all that “respect/obey, richer/poorer” stuff?
“I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the papercuts. And the door-slammed finger. And the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. Sometimes. Other times I will not. I will go faster. Harder. I will pull when you want. And tease you when you don’t. I will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. Not always. Not on schedule. Just Whenever I want to. Whenever I think you need one. Or seven. I will check your tire pressure. And remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I will love you.”
